MRW my pregnant and hormonal wife tells me I can go out with the boys tonight

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MRW I'm a humanoid fish in my fish-mobile with my friends blond-fish, obscured-fish and redhead-fish, and as we travel through the fish-fuel deficient fish-pocalypse, a fisherman spots us
MRW i'm correcting my female friend, who tells me that she prefers to masterbake
MRW my pregnant and hormonal wife tells me I can go out with the boys tonight
MRW i used to be a fish, but now I am a man, and someone offers me a worm
MRW my brother asks why we have a can of worms in the fridge
When the upper belt gives you Mount

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