plz no birdie. this reminds me of bernie. give us pup or kitten instead
Pretty sure the cameraman sneezes not the kitten. Cats swing their head side to side when they sneeze.
It's one of the dank memes in the text box.
I don't get what's so funny.
It is Donald Trump drowning a kitten.
Imagine if Trump did get 420. That would be so dank.
Imgur video. Bet it happens eventually.
I say Litten like kitten.
I don't consider it helpful to limit philosophy as mere academic professional practice. With Internet, there is more philosophical p2p dialogue going on than ever, and the dialogue is extending also to new forms of communication. Think TED talks, dank spirit lifting wisdom spreading memetics and kitten vids on FB, etc. etc. etc.
Sexy thug lyfe kittens smoking dank.
Good thing I have 6 months choose between dapper owl and dank kitten.
On second thought, I need more time. (/areyoufuckingkiddingme)
Donald trump takes America on a journey to the DANK side
Best frame of this video: https://imgur.com/gallery/6jlF8
What's this dank meme from?
Burning hot PS :D
Why on earth didn't the cameraman/woman help the dying kitten?
The tweet clearly says it was a cat. Now Donald Trump is attacking kittens?!
We need more dank kittens memes.
what a heartless cameraman not helping the lil kitten
Those dank Trump memes...
No, no no, she killed a kitten that would have cured cancer.
Bernie raised it from the dead to help us all.
My GP brought me a kitten (which we kept) and a baby robin (raised and released). I'm thanking my lucky stars she never found a baby deer.
What's the dank reference bro
She's clearly playing video games guys
just read Donald Trump's twitter he's a dank savage
Even as a civilized kitten, this one will still miss the ~~warm sands of Elsweyr~~ dank and dark shadows of the infested ship.
Here. Take my upbern.
Dank memes and Donald Trump.
dank meme great karma train 7/8 no cats
I got Robin and Lucina on Amazon when they went up, so I was covered there. The problem for me was that I was in Florida on vacation when the wave hit, so I had to rely on family for Jiggly and Greninja. They missed out of Jigs and got Greninja, but they left him inside my front door and my kitten decided to rip it apart and chew it to hell. I managed to trade an extra Pit I had for Jiggly and Greninja was easily found later on, so I came out OK.
TIFU by not test kitten my dank bomber
My farm name is Dank, my cats name is meme.
I think it's like this:
-Harley lets Joker escape
-Joker kills Robin
-Batman punches Joker's teeth out
-Batman confronts Harleen in Arkham, saying something like. "I can't prove it, but I know you helped him escape. And if you helped him, you've got blood on your hands, too."
-THEN we see the seen where Harleen gives Joker that little kitten.
The crippled kitten in this picture was stolen by Obama's Muslim family and had it's fur mocked by Donald Trump. If some drug using punk can get 1Million likes, how many can this poor kitty get?
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Do Black Cat and Kitten count? Or would that be like Batman and Robin?
Holy fuck.. your pics are hot, but your videos!!! Damn you sound so fucking sexy! And I love watching you fuck your creamy pussy.. I'd love to feel you cum all over my cock 😋
Cameraman finding a lot of hot Russians
Hot girl cameraman is on point today
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Dank memes man or cats
I want to do a TLW vignette with Donald Trump (your tiiiiiiiiiiiiny hands, your crazy kitten smile), but I think some poeple might take it too seriously
Imgur gifs are better than vid.me videos.
Donald Trump, No fucks given, internally or externally, he could murder a kitten and not give a fuck. GOD DAMN. Still wouldn't vote for him.
I saw enough Bernie-with-kitten fb memes to know we were already in it
*Donald Trump saves a kitten from a tree*
MSM: "Donald Trump steals a kitten from a tree, and is also a racist!"
The_Donald: "*Dank tree memes*"
spicy maymays 6/10
Go back to your dank trump pit.
Litten is Lava+Kitten
I wish something existed that replaced pictures of Donald Trump with kittens.
cats r a dank meme
She loved that kitten, and also Robin Williams
Spicy hot MayMays
Go to a 4chan irl meetup and hold up a sign of a dank meme... Or buy/rescue a kitten and go to the reddit meatup. Works everytime.
They also killed my kitten last week. RIP Bernie Whiskers.
Ok... But he's a shill and this sub Reddit is for Donald Trump and dank memes.
**The Congress** directed by Ari Folman (2014) ★★★
I really treasure every movie that I can finish and just say “what the fuck?” That seems to be rarer nowadays than in the past. Less filmmakers are putting out really bananas shit like this, but this is a breath of fresh air. *The Congress* is an interesting sci-fi concept, executed mediocrely in its first section, and then it becomes a surrealist animation in the style of Ralph Bakshi which is insane and amazing. Everything that was live action felt kind of like a TV movie. It had an all star cast, but it was just a cool concept that wasn’t really done as well as it could have been, it seemed like through the whole first section, it was so focused on “what if computers could do the acting for us?” that it just felt stale. With that said, I was absolutely floored by the second half of the film. Everything after “20 years later” was brilliant. It was an abstract exploration of the concept of computers being able to replicate humans. Instead of focusing on the effect that this deal had on Robin Wright, *The Congress* shifts its focus onto how this deal effects the human race. Did I understand what the hell was happening at the futorological congress? Not really. Did the animation style deliver everything I want to see more of in animation? Yes. Were the themes great and was the film enjoyable regardless of whether or not it made any sense to me? Yes. *The Congress* is really out there man. It’s nuts. Despite a disappointing set up, this movie does really deliver on the promise of its premise.
**The Spectacular Now** directed by James Ponsoldt (2013) ★★★★
The second movie by James Ponsoldt to unexpectedly floor me. I knew this would be good, I’d heard it talked up so much by my friend/cameraman on my last short film, and I trusted his opinion. I just didn’t expect to love this movie as much as I did. It looks like a pretty average high school movie, but it’s so much more than that. *The Spectacular Now* has some of the best acting and character writing I’ve seen in a very long time. Miles Teller playing a deeply damaged, irresponsible, borderline alcoholic kid. He’s just doing his best, but life seems to be pushing him to become his father, which is the opposite of what he wants. One of the best moments in the film is when he gives his ex’s new boyfriend some advice, and the guy tells him “they’re all wrong about you. You’re not the joke that everyone thinks.” We know he isn’t, but does he know? And does everyone else? Teller’s performance in this is probably my favorite I’ve ever seen him do. It’s a better performance than *Whiplash* in my opinion, and that’s coming from someone who thought he was amazing in *Whiplash*. Shailene Woodley is also great as the nice girl. Everything about her was so real. And every scene with the two of them just felt so honest, and not just because of their chemistry, but because they feel like two real people, two kids trying to get life right. It’s an amazing movie. Maybe I’m just a sucker for high school, coming of age dramedies, but damn.
**Obvious Child** directed by Gillian Robespierre (2014) ★★★
Well to start off, Jenny Slate is amazing. Basically making fun of Sarah Silverman the entire time without coming off as a caricature or contrived, or mean at all. This is a great performance, even when Slate is making jokes about having a vagina and farting. The comedy isn’t all that good, but that doesn’t mean this movie isn’t funny. The writing is good because the comedy isn’t good. The main character isn’t a genius of comedy. She’s a girl who is unashamedly immature, whose entire act is a showcase of how she still loves poop jokes. She needs to deal with the fact that she is in no way ready to be a mom. Her emotional immaturity is handled through her comedy, and it manages to be intelligent by being incredibly dumb. I also love how the movie talks about how comedy could ruin relationships. She gets up on stage every night, and tells private stories about her relationship and life. And it’s easy to see how that would make it very hard to be with someone whose career involves making fun of you and your relationship problems. I think that the film has a ton of really slow moments though, where nothing is happening, and the story progresses in a weird way. It’s a short movie and the “big event” doesn’t happen till more than halfway through. I really liked it, and I love what it has to say about comedians. It may not be one of the best movies about comedy ever, it’s really just another good movie about mid-20s life in New York, which is all I wanted out of it.
**Keanu** directed by Peter Atencio (2016) ★★★
I’m surprised I liked this as much as I did. I never really got into Key and Peele past watching the occasional sketch on YouTube, so I didn’t expect a ton out of *Keanu*. But this movie delivers in a few ways. Great action, hilarious gags, and the cutest goddamn cat I have ever seen on screen. What surprised me the most was how good the fight scenes were. Key and Peele clearly really know how to make gunfights look good. From the opening fight with the two shadowy figures, to the massive fight near the end. All of it is great. They may use slow motion in their fights a bit too much, but it’s effective. It helps you really see every moment of their choreography. The jokes are also very funny, feeling like a series of mini sketches stitched together. A lot of the scenes in here feel like they could be Key and Peele sketches. Will Forte as James Franco in *Spring Breakers*, Clarence talking about how George Michael is gangster music, drug dealer team building activities. A lot of it is stupid comedy, but it’s all just stupid enough. Also by god, Keanu is the cutest kitten ever. Holy crap that is a cute cat. Overall though, this is just a purely enjoyable movie. It’s not a great film, it’s very average in most ways, but in the ways that count with something like this, it does stand out. I mean, screw it, I enjoyed the hell out of it, that’s what counts right?
Someone alert the High Chancellor of Dank Memes, sir Donald Trump.
What's a dank?
Let's you play videos and gifs without going to YouTube or imgur
Man, that's a dank shiggy diggy trump...
Donald Trump = THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO EVER POST A DANK MEME
Dems are doomed this cycle unless Trump eats a live kitten on national TV.
The dank duck
Listen closely in the beginning. You can hear the wife saying "Don't curse in front of my kid," to the vulgar protesters. In response, one protester shouted "Fuck Donald Trump" in her direction. That's where she got fed up and said "GO fuck yourself". The cameraman was mocking her by repeating what she said right back at her.
Ok here's the thing. You're talking like a banker, who was a broker, and then did some consulting, and... the market is so VOLATILE, where do we go from here?
Well my sweet kitten. You're in SHOW BUSINESS. One step removed from the fucking circus. The weather changes and POOF! there goes your whole season. Hat in hand, stepping into your accountant's office come tax time.
It's a fucking mess. There's no "career ladder" to speak of. You were a cameraman, an editor, then an AE, then an AP and you're worried you've "hit the reset button" a few too many times because you're gonna be 30 soon.
Well now. Sounds pretty chaotic doesn't it. But then again, you're a bit of a clever chap, doing all these jobs, making money in all these ways, and no ladder in sight? Bit of this bit of that. And by the looks, pretty damn good at everything you've dabbled in so far? Sounds like, to me, and this is from the depths of my dark editor's cave, you're a DAMNED GOOD PRODUCER! Something the world, MY WORLD AT LEAST, needs more of.
UNLIKE most producers, you actually know what you're talking about. You've seen it from the other side, and let me tell you, as a career editor, there is no more or less "creativity" out there when you've edited 50 of the same goddamned commercials, or trailers, or documentaries.
Just... do me a favor. You live in New York right? Get in a conversation with some finance fucko. Some marketing bimbo. A tech sales drone. A realtor. Ask them about their job. What they do. How their day to day is.
I DARE you to last 20 seconds before your eyes glaze over and you realize you have carved out EXACTLY the life you INTENDED for yourself 10 years ago.
Go produce, then edit, then be a fucking actor, then do voiceovers, then run a puppet theater.
YOU ARE IN SHOW BUSINESS
Act like it.
>2. No Donald Trump
>3. No Dank Memes
9/10. Just needs a Camo Cactus crying on ther Corner with her Cacti friends giving her support.
Donald Trump is like a kitten compared to the Saudis. This is way beyond the pot calling the kettle black.
I imagine you would have a slew of customers.
Hell, start a resort. Call it the Green Weenie. soundproofed rooms, acres of wilderness, no fireworks allowed. Every staff member is trained to deal with PTSD and is insanely attractive. Service dogs roaming around, a dedicated kitten/puppy room, everything being top notch Gucci gear.
I'll take the first reservation.
fuck ur hot car dude this is a dying kitten?
DAE le kitten m'emez? 5/7 with rice! Only cucks don't have spicy rare dank pepes!
I have an adult cat and feed her Blue Buffalo Wilderness. It's grain free, considering cats are carnivores. They make a kitten formula too. Blue Buffalo is kind of expensive, but my cat loves it and maintains a healthy weight on it. As for toys, she really likes the rings off of milk jugs. I also suggest getting one of those plastic sticks with the feathers on them.
I am sure if someone showed up in that area and banged a can of food the starving kitten would come running. Please let someone know where this was so they can go save it. I am in rescue and I can see the desperate look on that kittens face. They cannot survive in the wilderness that young.
I'm not sure the dog was trying to kill the kitten. A dog that size would kill a kitten instantly if that's what it actually intended. This looks more like overenthusiastic play than anything else.
But it definitely could have injured the kitten. And may even have killed it by accident if the mother hadn't intervened. Never mind the fact that the owner and cameraman couldn't possibly have known *what* the dog was going to do, but certainly do seem to have set this up.
So yeah, asshole owners. But I don't think the dog was actually trying to harm the kitten.
All those kittens and not a single little kitten butthole to be seen. Great camerawork, Cameraman!
I buy Wilderness (amazon it) for my cat which is soy, grain and gluten free. I buy it in wet as well. Give him dry in the morning and half a can of wet at night (he is a kitten).
> litten is just a kitten
its a dank weed joke too though