Guy was admiring the fence he built to keep his dog in the yard when

Topics: funny
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    Howell Beatty
    I piss over places in my yard where my dog has pissed, just to let it know who runs the show.
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    Kaden Davis
    Thanks, but my dog makes better films in the back yard for free.
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    Hailey Cruickshank
    My sister's dog will eat poop in the yard and then burp in your face. It's like breathing in the pure essence of dog shit.
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    Helga Wisoky
    Don't play with your toothbrush in the yard. Don't touch the dog there. No shooting at the table
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    Veda Kuphal
    Oh I forgot about racoon's. We have a giant one that comes into our yard in San Diego and knows how to undo the latch on the dog food
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    Erika Hudson
    When my dog brings a dead bird in from the yard, I don't thank him for trying to contribute
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    Katelyn Fay
    Yeah schnauzer mix, 55lbs of murder. We get worried any time a tiny 10lbs dog appears off leash (all the fucking time) in a yard while we walk.
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    Dorothea Lakin
    I can barely teach my dog to shit in the yard...
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    Phoebe Jast
    Go sit in your back yard, drink pepsi and eat cheetos, while you watch the kids spray the dog with a garden hose.
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    Norval Jacobson
    Seriously. I spent a lot of time in the back yard crying and hugging my dog as a kid. Man, I was a pussy.
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    Roslyn Reichel
    Nah, It'll get left on the carpet somewhere then the dog will probably eat it. Later on find it pooped in the yard somewhere.
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    Keith Orn
    My dog pooped in the house. I bought her a house with a yard and walk her 4 times a day at the same times of day JUST to avoid this!!!
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    Suzanne Swaniawski
    My dog is a Husky. When we brush out her undercoat we leave it in the yard for the birds.
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    Bradford Marks
    > OP needs to do his job as a boyfriend and chase off the dog in his yard or, OP could just say message the dude "she's you problem now!"
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    Robin Stracke
    IF YOU HAVE A CUTE ASS DOG, GO PLAY WITH IT IN THE YARD AND DRINK A BEER. ENJOY LIFE AND MAKE THAT HAPPY MOMENT AN ETERNITY IN YOUR MIND. BUILD THE MEME
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    Gwen Collier
    Is your dog shitting in the yard?
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    Dandre Huels
    at least it isn't a stray dog found in the yard
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    Lyric Lindgren
    Wish I had a obummer statue, I would set it in the yard and let my dog lift his leg on it every day
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    Tyler Fahey
    I love the "thousand yard stare" of the one in the middle; that dog has definitely seen some shit...
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    Colton Tillman
    How do I keep my dog from digging in the yard?
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    Dayton Towne
    Read the next line after your quote. Op says > Our dogs went over to see the other dog So it could easily be in the neighbors yard.
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    Herman Franecki
    > Now the way she told it was she came outside with her dog, who was off leash, our dogs were still in our yard.
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    Filomena Brakus
    Aside from that 50 yard throw, Prescott's throws have looked like dog shit, stop the run and make them beat us in the air.
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    Arvilla Murazik
    Got the dog in the front yard If they make it to the door I'll give them something, thankfully not American yet
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    Lazaro Becker
    You missed why I shrugged. I shrugged as to why a dog would go to the bathroom in the front yard. :P
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    Janis Altenwerth
    Actually they left the dog and child alone in the front yard, unsupervised.
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    Abelardo Ruecker
    Part 3 is the dog taking his new extra large toy and burying it in the yard...
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    Avis Hagenes
    There is no mistaking when my dog farts. We have to evacuate the house, and hang out in the yard for half an hour...
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    Leanna VonRueden
    Watching our pups play in the back yard or how they get excited when we come home. Nothing better than a good dog.
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    Nolan Boehm
    I picked up dog poop in our back yard, responsibly. I was still 10 at the time and definitely not mature.
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    Osborne Kihn
    This is how my dog plays in the yard by himself. It's adorable.
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    Rocio Yost
    He "found" a dog in the owner's yard...
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    Horacio Stoltenberg
    I live alone, and still go outside with the dog and piss in the yard. Partially conscious of resource usage, but partially because pissing outside is one of mans great pleasures
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    Leonora Watsica
    You mean when the dog digs them out of the trash can and you only find out when you're picking up shit in the back yard and find it?
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    Nils Boehm
    I kind of love that my dog doesn't bark. I maybe hear her bark once a week, typically if she is frustrated that the cat won't play or she got stuck on her leash in the yard.
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    Verna Sawayn
    tfw your dog shits in someone's yard and you already used your bag and threw it away and the homeowner is standing right there lol fml
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    Brandon Glover
    So I live at 123 Maydup St, what about you? Is your dog just like hanging in the yard, or do I need a crowbar?
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    Eleazar Volkman
    No it's more like after the dog pisses on a tree in its own yard.
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    Eulah Howe
    My poor dog. I look over at her in the yard and there are tons of mosquitoes always swarming her.
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    Rowan Nicolas
    Next step, a gate so you can let one dog into the other back yard to play. It's inevitable. Just give in.
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    Frederick Hartmann
    Sitting in the back yard with my dog running around.
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    Flo Sanford
    It actually is illegal to have your dog unrestrained in your own yard. Go ahead and ask the post office about that.
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    Lera Becker
    My dog likes to run around and roll in the yard after a bath too
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    Willow Schmidt
    Just put a sign in my yard yesterday. Woman walked by with her dog and told me she wanted to put one up to. The silent majority is real.
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    Ross Buckridge
    "Hey wake up, I gotta go sniff things in the yard instead of peeing!" Yeah, that's my dog every single morning
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    Gillian Jaskolski
    I thought it was THAT dog's ball, and the dog in the yard tricked the human into giving it to him/her.
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    Winfield Bauch
    "I know it wasn't the dog that shit in the front yard last week, you cheeky little bastard"
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    Dino Kuhlman
    Ya my daughter tired this one except she told her mom that I pooped in the yard when the dog did
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    Tyree Swaniawski
    She tries to bark at passerby in the yard with a tennis ball wedged in her mouth. Makes a pretty effective dog mute
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    Gustave Mertz
    I dont know but we get them in our yard. We dig them up so the dog doesn't eat them. TRASH them though lol
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    Kennith Schmidt
    No fences sounds like a pain in the ass for so many reasons. I love being able to let my dog run wild in the yard and know for sure he's not going anywhere. Also kids.
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    Carmella Wuckert
    My dog doesn't bark much in general, except when people are in the yard. He alerted us when someone was stealing our generator a few years back.
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    Monserrate Moen
    I may try this in the front yard, where they hang out most frequently and where my dog doesn't hang out.
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    Aron Ullrich
    You're goddamn right. What if the police shot your dog because some kid was in your yard?
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    Preston Hoeger
    Just tell your dog to go in the neighbors yard.
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    Eugenia Mayer
    Nah man, fuck the neighbor. Have your dog take a dump in yard!
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    Lula Marquardt
    My dog. Usually when he sees an animal in the back yard
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    Hudson Funk
    Vicious dog in the front yard
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    Lew Marvin
    North Korea: the dog in a yard behind a chain link fence who threatens to bark at you if you pass by.
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    Rowan Schmitt
    just take all the dog shit from out back and plant it in as many places as possible in the front yard. put up signs and see who is brave/stupid. ha!
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    Elnora Paucek
    Why didnt you just tie the dog up outside, in the yard or something, with some food and water there for when she picks the little monster up!
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    Maurine Gleason
    Probably because it d8dnt have nearly as much exposure. TFS is the biggest dog in the yard by a wide margin.
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    Angela Beer
    I've always wanted a ferret, but I'm pretty sure my dog would just kill it like he did to all the squirrels in our yard.
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    Trisha Williamson
    Kennel from Hell to cage the big dog in this yard.
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    Brad Green
    The key is to walk the dog daily. Having a fenced in yard is no substitute for walking the dog. Cute dog!
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    Edward Konopelski
    I used to have one except it was a dime instead. I don't know where the fuck it went. I think my dog buried it in the yard.
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    Amos Osinski
    I only know as my moms dog kept throwing up violently until she realized it was the grape vine in her back yard.
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    Jayme Kertzmann
    The Z killer dog theory came up because Z said to someone that his dog would eat anyone who came in the yard. I don’t remember who he said that to or why.
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    Skye Lowe
    Banger's in Austin has a dog yard with some toys and stuff to climb on. German bar and sausage house. Serves dog treats on the menu.
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    Luther Vandervort
    Hasn't gotten any people food. Kept them on the same grain free dog food for a while now. Nothing weird in the yard. I'm at a loss
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    Vernie Predovic
    This dog rocks. My dog on the other hand spends her day digging holes in the yard and barking at the UPS guy.
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    Daryl Stroman
    I think the dog would be strong enough to catch it. It's what Vision is doing in the back yard that I'm worried about.
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    Vidal Conroy
    Sorry. I really should stop pouring bacon grease over the dog shit in my yard.
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    Brandt Windler
    What's worse in your yard, dog shit or the Browns helmet painted?
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    Percy Littel
    The OP meant the dog would be tethered in the yard, not on a leash held by a person. I'm sure the shelter would not mind the latter.
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    Ricky King
    My dog hated me and kept trying to bite me when we were in the back yard and one time it got off it's chain but luckily my father was there and we brought it to the pound
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    Ellen Spinka
    Thanks for the reply. I was a bit worried about my dog eating them since he loves eating plants in the back yard.
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    Domenica Friesen
    A dog "play house." The folks who would pay $4k for this don't have their dogs on a chain in the yard.
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    Beaulah Padberg
    "Dog does not convey. Old beater Bel-Air in the back yard does, however."
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    Salvador Leffler
    Those who pick up the dog poop in the back yard, and those who just mow the lawn regardless.
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    Jannie Abernathy
    Is it legal to shoot someone's dog in the dog's own yard in Florida?
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    Afton Feest
    Is the dog even his son's?Because if not he should be picking them up himself.Plus,you know,not letting his dog shit in the neighbor's yard.
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    Miracle Beer
    Maybe someone shouldn't let their cat out in the yard? Cat owners should be just as responsible for their cats whereabouts as dog owners.
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    Shanna Lemke
    Dogs. Get everyones dogs over and have a dog party. Dogs on the porch, dogs in the yard, big dogs in the house. Zero break ins.
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    Tiana Kiehn
    Make sure you record it with your phone so the asshole bad dog owner won't say he stayed in the yard and didn't attack first etc.
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    Retta Erdman
    Look at Carroll....Big white sneakers, looks like he's wearing his dad's shoes to go pick up the dog shit in the yard.
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    Trever Lang
    So is the biggest dog in the yard going to let out a bark or stay silent? (pewdiepie)
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    Vincent Greenholt
    My dog leaves these wonderful tootsie rolls in the yard for me.!
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    Sienna Durgan
    Fuck no. I just keep my dog tied up in the back yard.
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    Salvador Mills
    I have the skeletons of about 20 of them in my back yard, damn dog loves them nasty ass things.
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    Claudia Schultz
    maybe i am tired but i swear i saw a big dog down in the yard in that video.
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    Hugh Rempel
    My dog murdered a cat in the back yard. Hes a standard poodle. Sick fuck.
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    Lafayette Terry
    No closer shots available due to dog in the yard!
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    Graham Brown
    Having your dog shitting in the yard is much better than having to smell shit from a litter box inside the house.
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    Leon Thiel
    Yep. If you live in apartments vs. a house, dog walking and taking trash to the dumpster instead of yard work.
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    Kaia Prohaska
    In Jamaica it's a dog's job to protect the yard and they know it. No stranger is allowed to pass.
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    Pierce Hoppe
    That's why I keep dog locked in the cage in the back yard 24/7
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    Ida Schuster
    Hey trick, let's raw dog in the back yard.
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    Elroy Rolfson
    1. Put dog in yard. 2. If they bark, throw food out the back door.
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    Icie Bosco
    What are are you in? Go into any dog park and explain, no one will mind you loving on the dogs. Alternately, my back yard would work.
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    Keanu Wisoky
    It's not all the way around. It's a dog run, for when we can't walk the dogs we'll just let them go in the back and it keeps them inside the yard.
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    Charles Franecki
    After all the random junk my dog has dug up in my yard, I'm glad we went with raised beds.
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    Carley Pfannerstill
    This lady would have thought that about a dog, in a yard, behind a fence 100yrds away from the road...
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    Roderick Becker
    I would never leave my husky off leash unless it's in the dog park or my back yard.
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    Joanie Harber
    That the poop in the yard wasn't from the dog, but in fact, from him.
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    Alia Ullrich
    I'm 17, the dog was in our yard, I was home alone. What would you do fucking different?
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    Dion Emmerich
    Dog a hole in the yard.
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    Alexandrea Schamberger
    My childhood dog always escaped the yard and walked around town, in the mornings when my dad was going to work, he saw him walking home.
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    Arvel Schaefer
    I'm even out in the valley. Even out here basically everything is out of my price range. I want a place with a yard so I can have a dog or two.
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    Leslie Mosciski
    Out in the yard with [my dog eyeing a bunny down](http://imgur.com/iCVeAQ2.jpg)
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    Armando Spinka
    If Nicole gets the care package I'm going to rent a drone to drop a bag of dog shit in the yard.
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    Rico Schmitt
    Dig holes in the yard, and yes. I just elect not to... which is dumb, cause I could totally blame it on the dog.
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    Vivianne Hartmann
    Oh great old man Peterson's out in the yard again calling his dog a cat.
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    Clementina Prohaska
    My dog also just lies in the yard :) She likes to sunbathe.
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    German Crona
    We're really bad about not picking up dog poop in the yard.
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    Martine Rutherford
    Once my dog was shot in my yard the relationship changed.
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    Liliane Haag
    Not mine and dog left collar in the yard.
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    Bailee Gleason
    Bullshit I would bag about 2 a week in my front yard during the summer. My dog would dig up another one the same week lol
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    Quincy Kutch
    And I also don't let my dog in the back yard by itself. Bobcats have jumping fences into backyards to get pets
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    Florencio Tromp
    Hey, when you're on Reddit, no one knows you're a dog... Sorry guys gotta go, there's a squirrel in the yard
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    Jaleel McLaughlin
    You should see the dog in back yard.
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    Donato Schoen
    A coyote, or a dog. Or maybe a 'yote snuck in the back yard and got freaky with a neighbor's pet.
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    Ruby Roberts
    If your in his yard, how come the dog is so far away?
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    Meredith Bayer
    My dog ate my slipper and I got bits of it back in the yard this morning so I think its a tie.
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    Jeramy Larson
    They may have left the dog outside in their yard
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    Marlene Murazik
    My dog does that when he finds a dead bug in the yard.
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    Jeremy Bogan
    Wondering what this skill is. Found by my dog in our yard in the Midwest. Looks like possibly a possum but not sure what those spikes on the side are?
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    Princess Rau
    Fuck that. I let the asshole dog hang out in the garage or the yard if we're having people over, even if they like him. He's too nosy otherwise.
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    Maximo Schulist
    I hate when I read stories of dogs getting shot by police, but if the dog was not in a fenced yard, then it wasn't under control.
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    Coby Gibson
    When a dog craps in his neighbors yard, Tim Kaine goes to scoop the poop
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    Calista Ritchie
    My dog would much rather be in her crate in the air conditioning than be left in the yard in 90 degree weather.
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    Joyce Goodwin
    I think they meant the dog was in the neighbors front yard, not back. But I'm not quite sure
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    Chris Bauch
    I thoroughly enjoy pissing in my front yard while walking my dog in the dead of night
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    Tristian Schinner
    My dog won't pee in the yard. I could walk her around for an hour there...so what do you advise I do?
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    Katherine Powlowski
    Never putting their dog on a leash, nor watching their kids in the front yard.
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    Tyrese Willms
    Do you not have a yard to put the poop factory in? If not why would you ever agree to watch a dog
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    Salma Cummings
    I lost my cat for a month too! He came back pretty sadly thin but otherwise ok. Was walking the dog and he was just chilling in the front yard two doors down.
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    Leilani McDermott
    Lord knows if a dog is in his yard doing his business and is startled by a cop, thats enough reason to get shot. And the cop is never in trouble for being an idiot. Good call on the bud though, lol
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    Marisa Reynolds
    A small micro burst happened in my back yard area,fucking scary as hell and almost killed my dog and completely destroyed the huge group of trees protecting my house
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    Darrick Quigley
    Got up at 5:45 with the dog to try to get some yard work in before it got incredibly hot again. Fell back to asleep on the sofa and snapped back awake at 8:15 instead. Ugh, Mondays.
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    Mckenna Rice
    These dogs haven't gone after your 6 year old. When I have kids they won't be the ones out walking the dog. If you're worried about your kids keep them in your own yard.
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    Brianne Reichert
    Letting your dog in the yard is not the same as walking your dog
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    Otis West
    Our neighbor's dog has a shrill bark and sounds like a cliff racer. Good spot to drop a lure on a weekend when it's in the back yard yapping all day.
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    Jake Waelchi
    I was fired from my job that morning. My dog had been suffering from cancer, so I had her put to sleep and buried her in the yard. That night we had my 40th birthday
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    Drew Mohr
    Dude that was fucking amazing. I just looked down at my back yard and saw my dog playing through the glass and think how much wonder is in the world around us
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    Russel Wilderman
    My golden LOVES to carry around socks. She always has a pair in her mouth and they always end up in the yard and all over the house. She's the best dog
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    Abbey Carroll
    I came here to be that guy too. As a dog owner, I would never let my dogs in the yard when I am mowing.
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    Alessandra Mann
    Yep, the Dog is the boss. He knows he can take the ball, kill the cat, bury both in the back yard. But screwing with the cat is more fun.
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    Maureen Wolff
    Our family got a busy bee for our dog hoping it would turn into this hilarious neurotic issue. Our dog just tore it's eyes out and left it in the yard. Still funny
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    Kenton Dooley
    That one where the dog (a pug I think) runs after the ball in the yard and bounces off of it.
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    Loren McKenzie
    Or if you have a nearby friend with a dog, have the dog over regularly to pee in the yard.
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    Sebastian Hodkiewicz
    Happens all the time, "There's a strange dog in my yard!"
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